I just saw the sickest thing at work...

[iantivey]

Just went to the toilet at work and someone had shit, but not just any shit, there was thick red blood and blocks of shit all over the toilet, the floor and the walls. I almost vomited, but was strangely inclined to stare at it for a few seconds. Rank.

I feel sorry for the guy who did that.

[rich4468]

I feel sorry for the guy who did that.

I feel more sorry for the guy who has to clean it up

[Sprocket]

sounds like Juanita and Micromini had a little stall-tryst! :lol: :sick:

[Micromini]

I feel more sorry for the guy who has to clean it up



I feel more sorry for anyone who reads this thread.

[RFKFREAK]

I feel more sorry for anyone who reads this thread.

I'm wondering why I decided to open this thread while eating lunch. :sick:

[Luvs]

I was just eating my lunch as I read this :sick:

[shadowchaser]

damn i just had some corn too

[Snardy]

Pics?










:sick: :lol:

[Phuturephunkshun]

Just went to the toilet at work and someone had shit, but not just any shit, there was thick red blood and blocks of shit all over the toilet, the floor and the walls. I almost vomited, but was strangely inclined to stare at it for a few seconds. Rank.

I feel sorry for the guy who did that.


link?

[bluestar]

i would send out an email, telling people to stop being pigs & to clean up after themselves! thats fucking nasty! :sick:

[Sprocket]

Sounds like someone blew an O-ring

[amy]

nothing says funny like rectal hemorrhaging, imo

[b_love]

where the frig do you work, the manhattan mental ward?

[Sprocket]

nothing says funny like rectal hemorrhaging, imo

You having problems...

sig: oh, my duodenum! ;)

[rebelium]

WTF

:sick:

Dahhhmmm

[Phuturephunkshun]

You having problems...

sig: oh, my duodenum! ;)


Technically the Duodenum is right after the pyloric schpincter in the GI tract. I actually had an ulcer there many years ago.

Link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duodenum)

[Fidget]

even though this thread makes me want to vomit, I feel bad for the person who did all that.

There must be something serious goin' on in there... :sick:

[playtime]

Technically the Duodenum is right after the pyloric schpincter in the GI tract. I actually had an ulcer there many years ago.

Link to your ulcer details as proof?

[rod]

Just went to the toilet at work and someone had shit, but not just any shit, there was thick red blood and blocks of shit all over the toilet, the floor and the walls. I almost vomited, but was strangely inclined to stare at it for a few seconds. Rank.

I feel sorry for the guy who did that.


he might have had beets for lunch.

[dj bradley]

Conditions listing symptoms: Bloody stool: The following list of conditions have 'Bloody stool' or similar listed as a symptom in our database. This computer-generated list may be inaccurate or incomplete. Always seek prompt professional medical advice about the cause of any symptom.

A

Amebic dysentery ... blood in stool
Anal fissure ... rectal bleeding, blood in stool, bright red blood on toilet paper

B

Bowel Obstruction ... blood-stained mucus passed

C

Campylobacter food poisoning ... bloody diarrhea
Cervical Cancer ... blood in stool
Chancroid ... rectal bleeding
Cirrhosis of the liver ... blood in stool
Colitis ... blood in stool
Colorectal cancer ... blood in stool
Colorectal Polyps ... rectal bleeding, blood in stool
Crohn's disease ... rectal bleeding

D

Diarrheagenic Escherichia coli ... bloody diarrhea
Diverticular Disease ... rectal bleeding, blood in stool
Dysentery ... bloody stool

E

E-coli food poisoning ... bloody diarrhea
Ebola ... bloody diarrhea
Enterocolitis ... rectal bleeding
Escherichia coli O157:H7 ... bloody diarrhea
Esophageal varices ... blackened blood in feces

F

Food allergies ... blood in the stool
Food poisoning ... bloody stool

G

Gastritis ... blood in stool
Gastrointestinal bleeding ... rectal bleeding, blood in stool, blood in stool, blood on toilet paper
Gonorrhea ... blood in stool

H

Hemolytic uremic syndrome ... blood in stool
Hemorrhoids ... rectal bleeding, blood in stool, blood on toilet paper
Hookworm ... blood in stool

I

Intestinal obstruction ... blood-stained mucus passed

P

Peptic Ulcer ... blood in stool
Portal hypertension ... blood in stool
Proctitis ... rectal bleeding, blood in stool

R

Rectal prolapse ... blood in stool

S

Schistosomiasis ... blood in stool
Shigellosis ... bloody diarrhea, bloody stool
Small Intestine Cancer ... blood in stool
Stomach cancer ... blood in stool

T

Thrombocytopenia ... blood in stool
Typhoid fever ... blood in diarrhea

U

Ulcerative colitis ... Rectal bleeding, bloody diarrhea, blood in stool

W

Whipworm ... bloody diarrhea, bloody stools

Y

Yersiniosis ... bloody diarrhea

[iantivey]

It wasn't so much "blood in stool" as "stool in blood".

I've been scared to go for a shit ever since. :(

[ichi_gami]

and here i was thinking sickest = coolest, awesomest, best.


not :sick: that's gross in a whole new way.

[Samurai]

Just went to the toilet at work and someone had shit, but not just any shit, there was thick red blood and blocks of shit all over the toilet, the floor and the walls. I almost vomited, but was strangely inclined to stare at it for a few seconds. Rank.

I feel sorry for the guy who did that.

no photo evidence :p

[dullboy]

i work with this really fat guy and when he goes to the bathroom he gets crap under the seat where normal people could never crap.

It is hard to explain, but in order for me to do it I would have to stand up, stick my hole upwards towards the back of the bowl, and shoot crap all over the back of the bowl at the very near the top, right below where a normal size person's crack line would start.

the point being is that he is so fat he gets crap everywhere.

And he does not use one of those toilet covers :sick:

he is gross

[Aunt Cunt]

:sick: to much fucking info

[zdawg]

i work with this really fat guy and when he goes to the bathroom he gets crap under the seat where normal people could never crap.

It is hard to explain, but in order for me to do it I would have to stand up, stick my hole upwards towards the back of the bowl, and shoot crap all over the back of the bowl at the very near the top, right below where a normal size person's crack line would start.

the point being is that he is so fat he gets crap everywhere.

And he does not use one of those toilet covers :sick:

he is gross


it's funnier to picture you actually doing this just to prove your point. :lol:



sadly though, i know exactly what you are talking about. :nonono: :sick: