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Unread Wednesday, Apr 6th 2005, 06:32 PM #1 Ubercoolische
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Unread Wednesday, Apr 6th 2005, 06:35 PM #2
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Richie: Hey Magda guess what?

Madga: Er, don’t tell me, Ricardo just bought a new t-shirt?

Richie: Yeah probably but that’s not it! I was gonna say someone is coming round to visit later!

Magda: Oh no……it can’t be….not Sven….

Richie: Yep! He’ll be round any minute now!

Magda: Damn, I just managed to get the floors clean from his last visit….

Theres a knock and the door bursts open……

Sven: BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!!

Richie: Hey Sven!

Sven: BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!!

Richie: Hows it going Sven?

Sven: BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!!

Magda: What are you trying to say Sven?

Sven: Hahaha You minimalist fuckers! Where is the BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM?

Richie: Hey Sven where you been the last few days?

Sven: I have been touring and saying BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!! Also I went for a massive curry last night. My fucking ringpiece aches like a mothefucker today also!!

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!

Magda: oh no, here we go again…….

Sven: So Magda my boy, what have you been up to the last few weeks? BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!

Magda: Sven, im a girl.

Sven: Oh you are? Oh fancy a fuck then? BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!

Magda: very funny! Like id want to fuck an old man with questionable bowel control….

Richie: So Sven what you got for me today? Find anything interesting on your travels?

Sven: Sure Richie – I got this CDR here for you of the latest Ubercoolische techno. (Puts on a cd)

Heres a new one its called BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!

Richie: I think I heard it – does it go….. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! by any chance?

Sven: Yeah that’s it – ok how about this? (puts on another cd)

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!

Richie: Its not very minimal is it?

Sven: Fuck you minimal - BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! is Ubercoolische now! Oooohhhhh fuuuuuuuuuck

Magda: Whats he doing Richie? Why is he pulling his keks down and squatting on the floor?

Richie: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Run Magda – hes gonna blow!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ricardo enters the room.

Ricardo: Hey my ubercoolisches! Hows it going?

Sven evacuates the contents of his bowels on to the floor

Ricardo: Oh fuuuuuuck – neiiiiiiiiiiiiin all over my new fucking t-shirt! Why didn’t you warn me Sven was coming!

Richie: Hey Ricardo! I see you got another brown t-shirt!

Ricardo: Brown? It was pale blue before I came in here

wtf?!
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Unread Wednesday, Apr 6th 2005, 06:49 PM #3
Wow. Really, I needed a good laugh.
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Unread Wednesday, Apr 6th 2005, 06:59 PM #4
big





not even funny.
or legible.
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Unread Wednesday, Apr 6th 2005, 07:01 PM #5
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Unread Wednesday, Apr 6th 2005, 07:15 PM #6
Richie: Hey Magda guess what?

Madga: Er, don’t tell me, Ricardo just bought a new t-shirt?







!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Unread Wednesday, Apr 6th 2005, 07:31 PM #7
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big





not even funny.
or legible.
Remotely funny.


But the interview/article about Hawtin that is linked to is noice!!!
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Unread Wednesday, Apr 6th 2005, 07:37 PM #8
The thing is, it's SO berlin.


People there have this mindset that once someone is a big deal, they need to be knocked down. And anything that's been dissed neds to be avoided.


I find it the one really terrible side of berlin. Gossip and shit-talking flies like you cannot believe. It's sad, really.


I just don't really find this site clever. I'd love to see someone roast anyone, but do it well.
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Unread Wednesday, Apr 6th 2005, 07:53 PM #9
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The thing is, it's SO berlin.


People there have this mindset that once someone is a big deal, they need to be knocked down. And anything that's been dissed neds to be avoided.


I find it the one really terrible side of berlin. Gossip and shit-talking flies like you cannot believe. It's sad, really.


I just don't really find this site clever. I'd love to see someone roast anyone, but do it well.

people in berlin read the metro times?
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Unread Wednesday, Apr 6th 2005, 07:54 PM #10
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The thing is, it's SO berlin.


People there have this mindset that once someone is a big deal, they need to be knocked down. And anything that's been dissed neds to be avoided.


I find it the one really terrible side of berlin. Gossip and shit-talking flies like you cannot believe. It's sad, really.


I just don't really find this site clever. I'd love to see someone roast anyone, but do it well.

You sure you're talking about Berlin?
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Unread Wednesday, Apr 6th 2005, 08:11 PM #11
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You sure you're talking about Berlin?
it sounds like rhythmism
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Unread Wednesday, Apr 6th 2005, 08:43 PM #12
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people in berlin read the metro times?

that link made its way around there.



those guys get a lot of press in Germany, and Berlin scenesters hate it.




and seriously, the level of single-mindedness and gossipy trend following in berlin is worse than any pack mentality you'll encounter on the ism.
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Unread Thursday, Apr 7th 2005, 01:19 PM #13


I literally fell on the floor from laughing... I am not a big fan of Sven Vath's much anymore but this line which is now my sig sums it up!
also..

Richie: Grasshopper, I got one word it begins with T and ends with Tea!


the best!!
Sven: So Magda my boy, what have you been up to the last few weeks? BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!

Magda: Sven, im a girl.

Sven: Oh you are? Oh fancy a fuck then? BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!
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Unread Thursday, Apr 7th 2005, 01:54 PM #14



aww, making fun of richie and ricardo and magda makes mcmini sad...

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Unread Wednesday, Jul 2nd 2008, 01:47 PM #15
Its back....Part 1 of "CUBErcoolische"!!!


http://cubercoolische.com/
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Unread Wednesday, Jul 2nd 2008, 04:37 PM #16
YaY! i loved ubercoolische....
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Unread Wednesday, Jul 2nd 2008, 04:42 PM #17
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Its back....Part 1 of "CUBErcoolische"!!!


http://cubercoolische.com/
oh noes
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Unread Wednesday, Jul 2nd 2008, 04:48 PM #18



Oh no it's back!


Micro-Mini's gonna have a Macro-fit again.


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Unread Wednesday, Jul 2nd 2008, 04:58 PM #19


this is funny.
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Unread Wednesday, Jul 2nd 2008, 05:08 PM #20
Wow. Micromini got really butthurt about this one the first time around.

The t-shirt is funny the little play isn't. The cube has way more potential than they tapped.
It's impossible this thing before me. As big as my eyeball!
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Unread Wednesday, Jul 2nd 2008, 05:15 PM #21
That Mr. Wilson!!!

At it again

Why don't you guys like that fella?
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Unread Wednesday, Jul 2nd 2008, 05:21 PM #22
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That Mr. Wilson!!!

At it again

Why don't you guys like that fella?
Seriously. That guy is great. Always providing the laughs. Fucking mods.
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Unread Wednesday, Jul 2nd 2008, 08:45 PM #23
Sank you very much oj and sb.
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Seriously. That guy is great. Always providing the laughs. Fucking mods.
I agree.
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Unread Wednesday, Jul 2nd 2008, 09:23 PM #25
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Wow. Micromini got really butthurt about this one the first time around.

The t-shirt is funny the little play isn't. The cube has way more potential than they tapped.
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Unread Thursday, Jul 3rd 2008, 10:55 AM #27
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Wow. Micromini got really butthurt about this one the first time around.

The t-shirt is funny the little play isn't. The cube has way more potential than they tapped.
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Unread Thursday, Jul 3rd 2008, 10:59 AM #28
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Unread Thursday, Aug 27th 2009, 07:02 AM #29
theres a new movie about Ricardo Villalobos coming out

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theres a new movie about Ricardo Villalobos coming out
Is it the one with Paul Kalkbrenner in it? Or a different one entirely?
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