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Ok.

So I got some bad coffee this morning. Not bad like Starbucks bad, but bad as in it smelled like faeces.

After I muscled through half of it, I ran downstairs to our local vice peddlar and picked up a new cup of non faeces coffee and on a whim bought a few scratch off lottery tickets.

Well I won 50 bucks on one of them, w00t.

Usually I don't have any problem whatsoever figuring out a way to spend my own money, but won money? Found money? I'm absolutely lost.

Give me a couple hints.

Best suggestion will be executed and photographed. I'll also save one of the fifty dollars for the suggester (is that a word?).

If it was me, I'd have my dealer on the phone right now. Sweet sweet colombian pure.

$5 to the panhandler, he obviously had to do with your good fortune, as did the fecal coffee and the vendor.

light it on fire


take pictures.




OR


take a shit and wipe your ass with it.
then give it to the guy that sold you the poop coffee.

buy the biggest tub of ice cream you can, and sit on the street attempting to give it away for free to total strangers.
take pictures of the strange looks they give you.

Resurrect the milkmaid costume. Go horseback riding in Central Park.

or

Buy a desktop coffee maker so you don't have to drink coffee from a roach coach.

3 words:

fried. chicken. tour.

you should buy one of these for Danraver to sit on, post-Wendy-hand, of course.

or...


you can just give it to me.

but 50 $1 lottery tickets.










(i liked to get paid in lottery tickets.)

No thats an idea!

As usual, JP with the best idea so far.

Buy something nice for your lady.

DUDE!!!!!!

sounds like you've got the next three or four rounds of drinking!!!!

i mean... $50... that's like at LEAST 20 drinks at our place...

or, get a $40 massage and buy a eileen a bunch of flowers... i'm SURE she's earned them...

I'm still stuck at "muscled through half of it"...especially since that followed, "smelled like feces.".

What is wrong with you!?!?!? !HA!!!! So sick!

At least you got $50 out of it.
$50 isn't much. I'd put it towards a nice dinner out with my sweetie....if I were you.

memory foam mattress topper.
at least that's what i would do

bsg

edit: oh, they might be more like $100. well, anyway...

1 hour massage in ktown or china town

if you need suggestions im me

i'd buy a slice of pizza from each "Original Ray's" and finally determine which of them is the Real Original Ray's once and for all.


Famous, Original...Original...Famous...can't take it anymore!!

Buy $50 worth of bouncy balls and drop them from a relatively tall building. Hilarity ensues. **


http://www.gumballs.com/bouncy-balls.html











**idea stolen from SA.

support China's economy and go crazy at the $0.99 Store

You obviously don't understand my sick addiction to coffee, faeces smelling or not. (I just love the way faeces looks, spelled like that)

That having been said, thanks to the chick gallery for suggesting that I spend it on my lady and making me look like a twat for not thinking of it right away. Beth, Coll and Sunny: Don't you guys have your own boyfriends to be bothering?

Melissa: Already have one, I love it.

Massage idea is very practical as I'll probably be getting a massage sometime in the near future anyway.

Ice Cream idea is also very good, I'd need a hidden camera.

C'mon people.

i don't like pizza much, but i love this one...thumbs up from miss chief

map of ray's

wikiray's

THIS IS A GREAT IDEA!

Excellent.

i joined this thread a lil late so of course all the eileen ideas are taken by sunny, colleen, bethany... theres always babeland, refer to sean & colleen's marie claire article i'd definitely put it towards dinner or concert tix.

good one here

oops just saw this

my favorite idea so far

play practical jokes on strangers and take pictures of it

would be especially funny downtown