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Old Monday, Nov 20th 2006, 03:27 PM #1 Tina Fey on Howard Stern trashing Paris Hilton - I love it!
http://www.usmagazine.com/tina_fey_p..._piece_of_sh_t

HS: What is Paris Hilton like?

TF: She's a piece of sh-t. The people at SNL were like maybe she'll be fun, maybe she won't take herself so seriously. She takes herself so seriously! She's unbelievably dumb and so proud of how dumb she is. She looks like a tranny up close.

HS: Was she bad on SNL, was she hard to deal with?

TF: She was awful. People never come in and say "I'm not doing that." So, this guy Jim Downey wrote a really really funny sketch, it was supposed to be Lorne Michaels just finding out that she had a sex tape and telling her she couldn't host the show because SNL has standards... So she was like "I'm not doing it!" and refused to come out of her dressing room. Also, you would walk down the hall and find what just looked like nasty wads of Barbie hair on the stairs... Her hair is like a Fraggle.

HS: Did she give you ideas for sketches?

TF: Yeah, she wanted to make fun of all the girls she hates. She was like "I want to play Jessica Simpson, I hate her." She would come in the room and say "you should do a show about Jessica Simpson because she's fat."

HS: What was the bet you guys had going about her?

TF: The cast had a bet if she would ask anyone on the cast anything about themselves, you know like how are you? where are you from? anything. I think Seth Meyers won because at one point, she asked him if Maya Rudolf was Italian.



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Old Monday, Nov 20th 2006, 03:29 PM #2
love tina fey
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Old Monday, Nov 20th 2006, 03:30 PM #3
j' dor Tina Fey..
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Old Monday, Nov 20th 2006, 03:39 PM #4
good stuff...

whats the story with rachel dratch? did she get fired from 60 rock? was she only suppose to be on the pilot or wha?
Take more, or less.
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Old Monday, Nov 20th 2006, 03:39 PM #5
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Old Monday, Nov 20th 2006, 03:40 PM #6 Thumbs down
tina fey is obviously a jealous bitch.

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Old Monday, Nov 20th 2006, 03:40 PM #7
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good stuff...

whats the story with rachel dratch? did she get fired from 60 rock? was she only suppose to be on the pilot or wha?
could you stand seeing that mug on a regular basis?
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Old Monday, Nov 20th 2006, 03:44 PM #8
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Old Monday, Nov 20th 2006, 03:44 PM #9
shes just upset no one wanted to hace sex with her until she was 24.
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Old Monday, Nov 20th 2006, 03:44 PM #10
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Old Monday, Nov 20th 2006, 03:44 PM #11
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shes just upset no one wanted to hace sex with her until she was 24.

oh. snap.
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Old Monday, Nov 20th 2006, 03:45 PM #12
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tina fey is obviously a jealous bitch.


what?

she's genius at making fun of the obvious hot girl...

didn't she produce or write the movie that L. Lohan is in??? Mean Girls?

she herself is a very cute woman.
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Old Monday, Nov 20th 2006, 03:45 PM #13
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shes just upset no one wanted to hace sex with her until she was 24.
takes one to know one...

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Old Monday, Nov 20th 2006, 03:46 PM #14
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shes just upset no one wanted to hace sex with her until she was 24.

she went to my prep school upstate. was still a whore up there..... banged like every dude on campus and got busted for having a bong in her dorm room. she was a pig too, always leaving her dirty clothes all over her dorm room floor.
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Old Monday, Nov 20th 2006, 03:47 PM #15
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my religion is my excuse.

whats yours?

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Old Monday, Nov 20th 2006, 03:48 PM #16
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my religion is my excuse.

whats yours?

oh....pfff!

please! don't act all fuckin' pious on here you slut.

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Old Monday, Nov 20th 2006, 03:49 PM #17
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Old Monday, Nov 20th 2006, 03:50 PM #18
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what?

she's genius at making fun of the obvious hot girl...

didn't she produce or write the movie that L. Lohan is in??? Mean Girls?

she herself is a very cute woman.
eh....i'd hit it...but...i dont think she's all that cute.

her upper lip acts kinda strange...or has that scar or soemthing...ruins the face for me. but the rest of her is aight. hence...why i'd hit it.
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Old Monday, Nov 20th 2006, 03:51 PM #19
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eh....i'd hit it...but...i dont think she's all that cute.

her upper lip acts kinda strange...or has that scar or soemthing...ruins the face for me. but the rest of her is aight. hence...why i'd hit it.
i think she has a scar on her upper lip...

seriously.

and hey, guess who sounds like he's not just the fan; but the president of the tina fey fan club...
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Old Monday, Nov 20th 2006, 03:53 PM #20
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and hey, guess who sounds like he's not just the fan; but the president of the tina fey fan club...

seriously dude.

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Old Monday, Nov 20th 2006, 03:54 PM #21
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i think she has a scar on her upper lip...

seriously.

and hey, guess who sounds like he's not just the fan; but the president of the tina fey fan club...
she better get a new fan club goign if im the prez...seriously...would you want the prez of your fan club to be like....eh...that juan...he's aight.

i'd be depressed.

wait...i am.


the doctor said i need a bachiotomy!
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Old Monday, Nov 20th 2006, 04:04 PM #22
tina fey is awesome, i'm in love with her
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tina fey is awesome, i'm in love with her
please raise your right hand and repeat after me.


i shadowchaser, promise to uphold and follow the rules set forth in the bi laws of the tina fey fan club. to love and to cherish, serve and protect, and jerk off furiously at her spread from maxim magazine on a nightly basis. I will never get CAUGHT stalking her.

AMEN.

I now declare you, president of the tina fey fan club.
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Old Monday, Nov 20th 2006, 04:09 PM #25
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mmmmm
for some reason i have a gut feeling that she wouldn't look quite that good when she wakes up next to you in the morning...

i could be wrong though.
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Old Monday, Nov 20th 2006, 04:10 PM #26
she could be marlee matlin's not-deaf sister.
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Old Monday, Nov 20th 2006, 04:10 PM #27
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please raise your right hand and repeat after me.


i shadowchaser, promise to uphold and follow the rules set forth in the bi laws of the tina fey fan club. to love and to cherish, serve and protect, and jerk off furiously at her spread from maxim magazine on a nightly basis. I will never get CAUGHT stalking her.

AMEN.

I now declare you, president of the tina fey fan club.
you're so ghey
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Old Monday, Nov 20th 2006, 04:11 PM #28 Question
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you're so ghey
were you using that as an insult or a compliment?


thats a rhetorical question, we all know the answer.
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Old Monday, Nov 20th 2006, 04:14 PM #29
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for some reason i have a gut feeling that she wouldn't look quite that good when she wakes up next to you in the morning...

i could be wrong though.

i'd still hit it


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Old Monday, Nov 20th 2006, 04:14 PM #30
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for some reason i have a gut feeling that she wouldn't look quite that good when she wakes up next to you in the morning...

i could be wrong though.
she bought a Lexus summer of 05 at my dealership. she looked like death. no make up, fat, pock marks all over her face. gross. she was, however, 7 months pregnant so I give her a pass. funny as heck in person though!

i'd still hit it.
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