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Unread Monday, Feb 25th 2008, 03:36 PM #1 Subtle Butt!!
this is apparently real

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A company called The Pond Inc. . is selling a product called "Subtle Butt" which is catalogued as a fart neutralizer in order to eliminate the stench of the fart.

It is a patch made of soft fabric that is impregnated with activated carbon. The size is 3.25 x 3.25 inches and it is adhered to the side touching the skin of the underwear by means of two adhesives.

While the windbreaker Subtle Butt filters the fart, it absorbs and neutralizes the odor. Now you can eat all the hot dogs and beans you want and still have an active social life!

5 pack available just for $9.95
there's a demonstration video:



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Unread Monday, Feb 25th 2008, 04:08 PM #2
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Unread Monday, Feb 25th 2008, 04:16 PM #3
How does it handle skid marks and disco dumps??
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Unread Monday, Feb 25th 2008, 04:16 PM #4
i am buying these right now and distributing them to smelly bunch i work with..
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Unread Monday, Feb 25th 2008, 04:19 PM #5
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i am buying these right now for personal use
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Unread Monday, Feb 25th 2008, 04:19 PM #6
I like when she's testing the farts and it blows her hair back



I wonder sometimes, will I ever outgrow fart humor? or will farts be funny until the day I day.


I suspect the latter
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Unread Monday, Feb 25th 2008, 04:20 PM #7
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I wonder sometimes, will I ever outgrow fart humor? or will farts be funny until the day I day.
excellent.
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Unread Tuesday, Feb 26th 2008, 08:13 PM #8
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I like when she's testing the farts and it blows her hair back



I wonder sometimes, will I ever outgrow fart humor? or will farts be funny until the day I day.


I suspect the latter

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Unread Tuesday, Feb 26th 2008, 10:52 PM #9
OMG OHHHHHHHHMMMMMG.. why did i just watch that! YAK!
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Unread Tuesday, Feb 26th 2008, 10:59 PM #10
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I like when she's testing the farts and it blows her hair back



I wonder sometimes, will I ever outgrow fart humor? or will farts be funny until the day I day.


I suspect the latter

fart humor never gets old.
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Unread Wednesday, Feb 27th 2008, 03:45 AM #11
OMG, I just watched that...... the bicycle pump!
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