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Originally Posted by bubblz

Yes…yes they do and they have cool milking devises.

Originally Posted by Sidney Oolongo

who the hell writes this crap?

Originally Posted by abgrover

47. I have no street cred. What have I been doing the past 14 years?


I've been partying since 1995 and all I got was this lousy Liquid Sky necklace and a scar from where my tongue used to be pierced.

Originally Posted by ManWhore

hi grimace!

Originally Posted by buckbbuck

Stadenco and Melanie Moore rocked it all day at the Porch for the Bizarre Bazaar with endless classics, a plethora of props and the B-day girls who Came to Make Party

Originally Posted by commando

Hi Mayor McCornhole

Originally Posted by bubblz

Yes…yes they do and they have cool milking devises.

Originally Posted by buckbbuck;1276832
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THE BAD - NYC Nightlife Cred[/B]
In lieu of THE BAD, I was feeling a little nostalgic, looking back on my some of my days and nights in NYC and realized I have done a whole lot of going out. I realized I may not be as old school as many, but I think I could be a little more old school than some but there is no real way to quantify that. So the Good The Bad and The Messy has developed a state of the art, cutting edge, in depth Nightlife Credibility Quiz to do just that.

So, grab a pencil and read on to figure out just how “Old School” you really are. You can score yourself at the end.

Section 1: Been There Done That
For each of the clubs or parties you have attended ADD +2 points. (Unless otherwise noted.)

• Twilo - DONE
• Save The Robots DONE
• Robots (+1) - DONE
• Tunnel - DONE do i get extra for working tere?
• Soundfactory (27th Street) (+3)- DONE
• Soundfactory (46th Street) (+1) - DONE
• Shelter (Hubert St) - DONE do i get credit for the unity parties there?
• Shelter (39th St) - DONE do i get credit for working there?
• Shelter (Varick) (+1) - DONE
• Filter 14 - DONE
• Limelight - DONE do i get credit for working there?
• Le Souk (when they had an actual real lawn) - DONE
• Thought ‘Save the Robots’ was the same as Robots (-5)

- i got upset when they used the robots name.

Section 2: Before They Were Famous
Endless great DJs have started off in NYC and many have played to tiny crowds in intimate joints. Add +3 points for every big time DJ who you saw at these classic nightspots or parties.

• Astro&Glyde at Izzy Bar
• Magda at Drinkland
• Larry Tee at Luxx - I knew him way before this & larry was always famous Do you have a hot body?
• Joeski & Onionz at Mondaze - knew him before this
• Disco D (RIP) at Booty Bar
• Neil Aline at Plant Bar
• Adultnapper at Halcyon on Smith St. - DONE
• Little Louie Vega at Sound Factory Bar - DONE
• Kevin Mchugh pre-Ambivalent at Filter 14 - DONE
• Alexi Delano at Novacento

BONUS: Before They Were Born
If you were going out before The Martinez Brothers were born (1988), add 2 more points.

DONE Intensity & the bay club........


Section 3: When it was THERE?
There are lots of legendary parties that have traveled all over NYC and been at many different venues. But were you there at some of the earliest locations? (ADD +2)

• Giant Step at Shine
• Tronic Treatment at Guernica - DONE
• Subliminal Sessions at Centro Fly - DONE
• Robots at Open Air
• Respect Is Burning at Twilo
• Turntables on the Hudson at The Frying Pan

- DONE


Section 4: Remember That Time You…?
Then of course there are other signs that you have been around a looong time (ADD +2)

• Heard Drum & Bass at Baktun - DONE
• Planned your weekend with the help of Flyer Magazine - I put adds in flyer - HI Juan
• Attended a weekly Body & Soul party
• Saw Bill Patrick rock out to Paul van Dyk
• Ended up at Kokie’s
• Listened to records at 8-Ball, Temple, or the original Satellite Records - DONE
• Met Michael Alig or Keoki - DONE
• Did drugs with Michael Alig or Keoki (ADD +5) - DONE
• Saw Mike Bindra dance (+3)
• Couldn’t Find Anyone that gave a shit about Techno - DONE mostly people on this board
• Wandered through Tribeca at 5AM after a Touch Party to hit up DT at Vinyl - DONE
• Were Afraid on Avenue B

- Ave B was the Shit you should minus point for being afraid!

Section 5: Extra Credit
And then of course there are those who are REALLY Old School. ADD +2 for every party, place or DJ you have experienced:

• Octagon - DONE worked there
• Club USA - DONE
• Danceteria
• Larry Levan (+3)
• David Mancuso - have plans to go
• Palladium - DONE worked there
• Red Zone

NYC Nightlife Cred Score Sheet
1-10 If you were any less old school you'd be the future.
11-30 You're kicking it Kindergarten style.
31-50 High School was an awkward time, its ok, things will get better.
51-70 Most people this old school, have dropped out by now.
71-90 You've earned a PHD in Old School.
91-100+ You should wear depends next time you go out.

Originally Posted by starstuff

I counted 69...can that be right?!?! Although everything on that list was all too familiar. I remember my first time in a club was Red Zone in 10th grade. It's late though...I'll have to take it again in the AM and reconfirm my score.
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Originally Posted by Maria TR909

i was upset when they used the name...

Originally Posted by Maria TR909

70 points........

Originally Posted by sporkie

I heart you.

Originally Posted by Mr.Nightlife

Remebering clear as day: The Open Air party was named from a contest on the Arc board and it was not "Robots". It originally was "Robots Stole My Daddy's Pants"....

Umm and can we get extra points for going to Cipriani's for the Delta Heavy tour? Probably the most amazing spectacle of a party I have ever been to in NYC.

Originally Posted by Der geile Ami

was that the thxgvg cipriani party? if so, delta heavy was a totally separate thing and at another time, and I think even a different venue, like the world or something.

Originally Posted by ManWhore

14 points.

Originally Posted by Mr.Nightlife

The day before thansgiving, but yeah. I could swear that was the first Delta Heavy party. They already had the visuals that had the little tribal dudes that were made to imitate Sasha and John....Then later on in January or so, they had the World portion of the tour...I could be wrong...

Originally Posted by Sidney Oolongo

who the hell writes this crap?