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Friday, May 30th 2008, 09:52 AM
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Gossip!Gossip!Gossip! 5/30/08
r. kelly’s mole proves identity of man in sex tape
R & B singer R. KELLY’s statutory rape case took a turn for the worse yesterday when his own mole defense was used against him. Kelly’s attorney had argued that since the man in the sex video did not have a mole on his back, that man could not be Kelly. Brilliant defense, except the man in the video did have a mole. D’oh!
oh right, like you are reallllllly surprised.
BILL MURRAY’s wife of ten years is suing for divorce on the grounds of his drug addiction, physical abuse, adultery, abandonment and a partridge in a pear tree. People Magazine says
i don't have the words.
ok, maybe I do have one word: JESUSFUCKINGHCHROSTONASTICKOMGWTF.
after that we need a hot chick chaser to cleanse the soul
ADRIANA LIMA in Elle Italia. More here.
Smokin' hot VS model.
duh, redux.
Add this to checklist of things that Ashlee did before Jessica Simpson…#1 album, a second #1 album, a baby.
i know there's a cat somewhere, missing his shit.
R&B singer RAY J was kicked out of a Washington D.C. Hyatt Regency early Saturday morning for possession of the hallucinogen known as PCP.
Apparently Ray J went to his room after partying it up when hotel management got a complaint. Security went up to the room where they allegedly found… a stash of marijuana and PCP. The singer tried to bribe hotel security so he could stay but they didn’t bite.
PCP? Nothing says party like PCP.
booty bumping and disco dumps
KATE HUDSON was caught doing it with LANCE ARMSTRONG in the bathroom at a party in Cannes:
rip harvey korman
quote of the week
for krizia
iIm still not convinced he's hot. But he's supposed to be majorly packing, so yanno, I'd take one for the team to confirm/deny. See how much I love you guys?
teensy eeensy lip smacking gobstopping nuggets of snark
BRANGELINA's nanny talking?
JESSICA BIEL needs makeup, stat.
Does HILARY DUFF look like she got a boob job?
Who is hooking up with look-alikes of his ex?
and it just wouldn't be friday without....
love ya my darlin's! sing with me and krizia as we exit stage left....."oh i wish i were on john mayer's weiner...."
R & B singer R. KELLY’s statutory rape case took a turn for the worse yesterday when his own mole defense was used against him. Kelly’s attorney had argued that since the man in the sex video did not have a mole on his back, that man could not be Kelly. Brilliant defense, except the man in the video did have a mole. D’oh!
Video forensics expert Grant Fredericks froze several frames of the sex tape where a dark spot was visible on the man’s back. For comparison, Fredericks showed the jury a still photo taken of Kelly’s back after his arrest in 2002, revealing a dark fingernail sized mole. “There is a mark on the man’s back in the exact same position,” Fredericks said, referring to the tape.ooopsie.
Kelly and his attorneys looked grim and dejected during the expert’s testimony, while prosecutors looked pleased, appearing to smile as they sat at their courtroom table.
oh right, like you are reallllllly surprised.
BILL MURRAY’s wife of ten years is suing for divorce on the grounds of his drug addiction, physical abuse, adultery, abandonment and a partridge in a pear tree. People Magazine says
According to JENNIFER MURRAY, the actor’s alcohol, marijuana and sex addictions were among the reasons she felt forced to [separate]. The filing adds that Bill Murray once “hit his wife in the face and then told her she was ‘lucky he didn’t kill her.’” She has also requested a restraining order against her husbandTMZ has a statement from Bill Murray's lawyer....note there is no denial to the accusations:
The Murrays signed a prenuptial agreement in which Bill would pay his wife $7 million in a divorce, but she has asked the court to determine whether the agreement is valid.
"Bill Murray is deeply saddened by the dissolution of his marriage to Jennifer. Mr. and Mrs. Murray remain loving parents, committed to the best interests of their children. Mr. Murray asks that the public respect his family's privacy at this difficult time."When asked if the disturbing allegations made by his wife were just an attempt to solicit a bigger payout in the proceedings, Bill said, “Yeah, I definitely smell a rat. I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.”
i don't have the words.
ok, maybe I do have one word: JESUSFUCKINGHCHROSTONASTICKOMGWTF.
after that we need a hot chick chaser to cleanse the soul
ADRIANA LIMA in Elle Italia. More here.
Smokin' hot VS model.
duh, redux.
"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family."Once again PETE and ASHLEE WENTZ broke news that isn't news. Who here thinks that it was until after the first trimester that they were waiting for until they made the announcement, or until after they were married.
- Pete and Ashlee Wentz
Add this to checklist of things that Ashlee did before Jessica Simpson…#1 album, a second #1 album, a baby.
i know there's a cat somewhere, missing his shit.
R&B singer RAY J was kicked out of a Washington D.C. Hyatt Regency early Saturday morning for possession of the hallucinogen known as PCP.
Apparently Ray J went to his room after partying it up when hotel management got a complaint. Security went up to the room where they allegedly found… a stash of marijuana and PCP. The singer tried to bribe hotel security so he could stay but they didn’t bite.
PCP? Nothing says party like PCP.
booty bumping and disco dumps
KATE HUDSON was caught doing it with LANCE ARMSTRONG in the bathroom at a party in Cannes:
A witness spoke to Hudson in the bathroom at a DOLCE & GABBANA event when Armstrong walked out of one of the cubicles. The source said: “I asked her what she was doing. Kate blushed and laughed - and then Lance walked out of a stall shirtless!”Just a reminder: every time a person flushes a toilet without a lid, a fine mist of feces or urine (or both, if you’re lucky) sprays out in a ten foot radius from the bowl and coats everything in sight with a nice ayer of piss and shit. Interesting side note: the average public stall is only 36 inches wide. Ten foot radius. I’ll give you a minute to do the math here.
rip harvey korman
quote of the week
"People talk about MADONNA being the queen of reinvention, and while I applaud her, I don't know anyone who's reinvented themselves more than me."
-- PAULA ABDUL via Us Weekly.
for krizia
iIm still not convinced he's hot. But he's supposed to be majorly packing, so yanno, I'd take one for the team to confirm/deny. See how much I love you guys?
teensy eeensy lip smacking gobstopping nuggets of snark
BRANGELINA's nanny talking?
JESSICA BIEL needs makeup, stat.
Does HILARY DUFF look like she got a boob job?
Who is hooking up with look-alikes of his ex?
and it just wouldn't be friday without....
love ya my darlin's! sing with me and krizia as we exit stage left....."oh i wish i were on john mayer's weiner...."
Last edited by dj bradley; Friday, May 30th 2008 at 10:07 AM..
