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Unread Friday, May 30th 2008, 09:52 AM #1 Gossip!Gossip!Gossip! 5/30/08
r. kelly’s mole proves identity of man in sex tape



R & B singer R. KELLY’s statutory rape case took a turn for the worse yesterday when his own mole defense was used against him. Kelly’s attorney had argued that since the man in the sex video did not have a mole on his back, that man could not be Kelly. Brilliant defense, except the man in the video did have a mole. D’oh!
Video forensics expert Grant Fredericks froze several frames of the sex tape where a dark spot was visible on the man’s back. For comparison, Fredericks showed the jury a still photo taken of Kelly’s back after his arrest in 2002, revealing a dark fingernail sized mole. “There is a mark on the man’s back in the exact same position,” Fredericks said, referring to the tape.

Kelly and his attorneys looked grim and dejected during the expert’s testimony, while prosecutors looked pleased, appearing to smile as they sat at their courtroom table.
ooopsie.



oh right, like you are reallllllly surprised.





BILL MURRAY’s wife of ten years is suing for divorce on the grounds of his drug addiction, physical abuse, adultery, abandonment and a partridge in a pear tree. People Magazine says
According to JENNIFER MURRAY, the actor’s alcohol, marijuana and sex addictions were among the reasons she felt forced to [separate]. The filing adds that Bill Murray once “hit his wife in the face and then told her she was ‘lucky he didn’t kill her.’” She has also requested a restraining order against her husband

The Murrays signed a prenuptial agreement in which Bill would pay his wife $7 million in a divorce, but she has asked the court to determine whether the agreement is valid.
TMZ has a statement from Bill Murray's lawyer....note there is no denial to the accusations:
"Bill Murray is deeply saddened by the dissolution of his marriage to Jennifer. Mr. and Mrs. Murray remain loving parents, committed to the best interests of their children. Mr. Murray asks that the public respect his family's privacy at this difficult time."
When asked if the disturbing allegations made by his wife were just an attempt to solicit a bigger payout in the proceedings, Bill said, “Yeah, I definitely smell a rat. I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.”





i don't have the words.





ok, maybe I do have one word: JESUSFUCKINGHCHROSTONASTICKOMGWTF.






after that we need a hot chick chaser to cleanse the soul




ADRIANA LIMA in Elle Italia. More [URL="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/adriana-lima/adriana-lima-topless-and-sexy-as-hell-in-elle-003637"]here[/URL].
Smokin' hot VS model.





duh, redux.

"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family."

- Pete and Ashlee Wentz
Once again PETE and ASHLEE WENTZ broke news that isn't news. Who here thinks that it was until after the first trimester that they were waiting for until they made the announcement, or until after they were married.

Add this to checklist of things that Ashlee did before Jessica Simpson…#1 album, a second #1 album, a baby.





i know there's a cat somewhere, missing his shit.



R&B singer RAY J was kicked out of a Washington D.C. Hyatt Regency early Saturday morning for possession of the hallucinogen known as PCP.

Apparently Ray J went to his room after partying it up when hotel management got a complaint. Security went up to the room where they allegedly found… a stash of marijuana and PCP. The singer tried to bribe hotel security so he could stay but they didn’t bite.

PCP? Nothing says party like PCP.







booty bumping and disco dumps



KATE HUDSON was caught doing it with LANCE ARMSTRONG in the bathroom at a party in Cannes:
A witness spoke to Hudson in the bathroom at a DOLCE & GABBANA event when Armstrong walked out of one of the cubicles. The source said: “I asked her what she was doing. Kate blushed and laughed - and then Lance walked out of a stall shirtless!”
Just a reminder: every time a person flushes a toilet without a lid, a fine mist of feces or urine (or both, if you’re lucky) sprays out in a ten foot radius from the bowl and coats everything in sight with a nice ayer of piss and shit. Interesting side note: the average public stall is only 36 inches wide. Ten foot radius. I’ll give you a minute to do the math here.





rip harvey korman









quote of the week

"People talk about MADONNA being the queen of reinvention, and while I applaud her, I don't know anyone who's reinvented themselves more than me."

-- PAULA ABDUL via Us Weekly.


for krizia




iIm still not convinced he's hot. But he's supposed to be majorly packing, so yanno, I'd take one for the team to confirm/deny. See how much I love you guys?





teensy eeensy lip smacking gobstopping nuggets of snark


[URL="http://popbytes.com/archive/2008/05/brad_pitt_angelina_jolie_nanny_tells_all.shtml"]BRANGELINA's nanny talking?[/URL]

[URL="http://www.webstersismybitch.com/2008/05/come-the-fck-on.php"]JESSICA BIEL needs makeup, stat.[/URL]

[URL="http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2008/05/hilary-duff-boo.html"]Does HILARY DUFF look like she got a boob job?[/URL]

[URL="http://theblemish.com/2008/05/owen-wilson-hooking-up-with-kate-lookalikes/"]Who is hooking up with look-alikes of his ex?[/URL]





and it just wouldn't be friday without....









love ya my darlin's! sing with me and krizia as we exit stage left....."oh i wish i were on john mayer's weiner...."
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thanks braddles!
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quote of the week

"People talk about MADONNA being the queen of reinvention, and while I applaud her, I don't know anyone who's reinvented themselves more than me."

-- PAULA ABDUL via Us Weekly.



someone's delusional.
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Just a reminder: every time a person flushes a toilet without a lid, a fine mist of feces or urine (or both, if youíre lucky) sprays out in a ten foot radius from the bowl and coats everything in sight with a nice ayer of piss and shit. Interesting side note: the average public stall is only 36 inches wide. Ten foot radius. Iíll give you a minute to do the math here.
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Unread Friday, May 30th 2008, 10:37 AM #5
so does amy winehouse have eyeliner tattoo'd on?
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for krizia[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]



iIm still not convinced he's hot. But he's supposed to be majorly packing, so yanno, I'd take one for the team to confirm/deny. See how much I love you guys?
yeah, he's hot. a little goofy, great sense of humor, and definitely hot.
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a fine effort today dj braddles, bravo
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so does amy winehouse have eyeliner tattoo'd on?
right?

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my office doesn't have toilet lids..

so i'm covered in piss and shit now.

a "birthday spraying" if you will.
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Winehouse looks like she has "man hands".
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I've said it before, besides Megan Fox, Adriana Lima's the most beautiful girl in the world! Although, i think Adriana has a lot more looks than Megan. It's amazing how different Adriana can look...sweet, sexy, slutty, beautiful, classic, etc...





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my office doesn't have toilet lids..

so i'm covered in piss and shit now.

a "birthday spraying" if you will.

did you get a swirlie?
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I've said it before, besides Megan Fox, Adriana Lima's the most beautiful girl in the world! Although, i think Adriana has a lot more looks than Megan. It's amazing how different Adriana can look...sweet, sexy, slutty, beautiful, classic, etc...

Charlotte Casiraghi..



and she's royalty.. rawr!




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Charlotte Casiraghi..


and she's royalty.. rawr!

sweet pic, buuuttt she's no adriana lima tho.

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sweet pic, buuuttt she's no adriana lima tho.

you give this girl a professional photo shoot and she'll be hotter!

grace kelly's genes amigo..
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Unread Friday, May 30th 2008, 11:27 AM #16
Jesus Christ this thread is overflowing with HOT

John Mayer
Adriana
and the royalty chick



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Unread Friday, May 30th 2008, 11:33 AM #17
What, no Clay Aiken stories???

That business about Bill Murray doesn't really surprise me - I met the guy backstage at my internship, and he's definitely much darker and not all that nice, in person.

That royalty chick has some eyebrow issues.
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you give this girl a professional photo shoot and she'll be hotter!

grace kelly's genes amigo..
yes - she has very classy beauty - mike likes those cheap looking bimbos with tattoos
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What, no Clay Aiken stories???

That business about Bill Murray doesn't really surprise me - I met the guy backstage at my internship, and he's definitely much darker and not all that nice, in person.

That royalty chick has some eyebrow issues.
Sure, if by issues you mean that they're not covered with my population paste, then I concur.
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Charlotte Casiraghi..



and she's royalty.. rawr!
wait... you're comparing that chick to Adrianna Lima?

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yes - she has very classy beauty - mike likes those cheap looking bimbos with tattoos
i like you, so what does that mean?


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Sure, if by issues you mean that they're not covered with my population paste, then I concur.
Assuming it has that nice depilatory side-effect, that would also explain why we've never seen Manwhore with a mustache...
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Assuming it has that nice depilatory side-effect, that would also explain why we've never seen Manwhore with a mustache...

dave ejaculates NAIR?

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for krizia




love ya my darlin's! sing with me and krizia as we exit stage left....."oh i wish i were on john mayer's weiner...."
I am totally singing with you!
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I've said it before, besides Megan Fox, Adriana Lima's the most beautiful girl in the world! Although, i think Adriana has a lot more looks than Megan. It's amazing how different Adriana can look...sweet, sexy, slutty, beautiful, classic, etc...





*swooooon

Adriana Lima may or may not be a client of ours.
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Adriana Lima may or may not be a client of ours.
you're a class A asshole for teasing!!!

douche.



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r. kellyís mole proves identity of man in sex tape



R & B singer R. KELLYís statutory rape case took a turn for the worse yesterday when his own mole defense was used against him. Kellyís attorney had argued that since the man in the sex video did not have a mole on his back, that man could not be Kelly. Brilliant defense, except the man in the video did have a mole. Díoh!
Video forensics expert Grant Fredericks froze several frames of the sex tape where a dark spot was visible on the manís back. For comparison, Fredericks showed the jury a still photo taken of Kellyís back after his arrest in 2002, revealing a dark fingernail sized mole. ďThere is a mark on the manís back in the exact same position,Ē Fredericks said, referring to the tape.

Kelly and his attorneys looked grim and dejected during the expertís testimony, while prosecutors looked pleased, appearing to smile as they sat at their courtroom table.
ooopsie.
ooops! Time for Plan B I guess?
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