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Unread Tuesday, Jan 27th 2009, 10:29 AM #1 the "ask phunk a question" thread
mike has informed me that he will be taking questions today.


dear phunk,

why do people believe that putting their credit cards in the freezer is an effective way to curb spending?
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Unread Tuesday, Jan 27th 2009, 10:32 AM #2
Negrodamus, why do black people always wile out at da club?!? Is it the bub?!? Inquiry minds need to know. I hate not being able to go to da club without my 9mm...

TIA
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Unread Tuesday, Jan 27th 2009, 10:33 AM #3
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Negrodamus, why do black people always wile out at da club?!? Is it the bub?!? Inquiry minds need to know. I hate not being able to go to da club without my 9mm...

TIA
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Unread Tuesday, Jan 27th 2009, 10:34 AM #4
Dear Phunk,

Is Borax safe to use around my kitty?
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Unread Tuesday, Jan 27th 2009, 10:35 AM #5
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Negrodamus, why do black people always wile out at da club?!? Is it the bub?!? Inquiry minds need to know. I hate not being able to go to da club without my 9mm...

TIA
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apparently if you make two payments in one month, they won't put one payment toward your next bill
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Somalia, Afghanistan and Iraq are the only countries more dangerous than Israel.
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Unread Tuesday, Jan 27th 2009, 10:36 AM #6
dear phunk,


lionel richie ft. akon:




approve or condemn? i'm on the fence.
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Unread Tuesday, Jan 27th 2009, 10:38 AM #7
Dear Phunk,

Did you know groundhogs were closely related to the common squirrel?
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Unread Tuesday, Jan 27th 2009, 10:41 AM #8
dear Phunk,
When is it ok to reach for the last chicken wing on the plate at a party?
"Don't confuse your own fail for pravda." - BMC
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Unread Tuesday, Jan 27th 2009, 10:42 AM #9
Dear Phunk,

Can you spot me four bills? It'll return you six and any leftover merch by Monday morning.
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Unread Tuesday, Jan 27th 2009, 10:44 AM #10
Dear Phunk,

Why do you rock at Mega Man II and suck at Mega Man 9?
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Unread Tuesday, Jan 27th 2009, 10:44 AM #11
Dear phunk,
Can you outline and graph the decline of the New York Nightlife scene as it correlates to the quality of the accoutrements available over time.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.

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Unread Tuesday, Jan 27th 2009, 10:45 AM #12
Phunky Poo - where have all my male friends gone?
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Unread Tuesday, Jan 27th 2009, 10:46 AM #13
Dead Phunk,

Chicken legs or BBW?
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Unread Tuesday, Jan 27th 2009, 10:46 AM #14
your fonkness,

what is your favorite youtube video of someone hitting their head and/or falling down?
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Unread Tuesday, Jan 27th 2009, 10:47 AM #15
dear phunk,

if you could murder 3 random people who post on this board and get away with it, who would they be?
"I had the most absurd nightmare.
I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me, and it was all because of this terrible, awful Negro."



The President of the United States is running against a company his opponent managed 15 years ago. A company that employees thousands of people paid by profits.

Staying on subject, what was President Obama doing 15 years ago? Running a mid-night basketball program funded by Bill Clinton.

America, the choice is yours.
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Unread Tuesday, Jan 27th 2009, 10:47 AM #16
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Unread Tuesday, Jan 27th 2009, 10:47 AM #17
Dear Phunk,


Why do people put cheese on fish? What's the idea behind White Zinfandel?
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Unread Tuesday, Jan 27th 2009, 10:49 AM #18
Dear phunk,
why is there no cheese that could go with chinese food?
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Unread Tuesday, Jan 27th 2009, 10:50 AM #19
dear phunk,

what is your favorite pair of pants?
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Unread Tuesday, Jan 27th 2009, 10:50 AM #20
dear phunk,

why do i sign cards for people I dont know at work?
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Unread Tuesday, Jan 27th 2009, 10:51 AM #21
dear phunk,

how do you define electro?
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Unread Tuesday, Jan 27th 2009, 10:51 AM #22
Dear Phatass Phunk,

Sup with these crakas and their obsession with the show "Friends"?



I still dont get it
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Unread Tuesday, Jan 27th 2009, 10:52 AM #23
Dear Phunk,

How can I hax my thermos so less iced coffee spill out of it when I put it into my bag?
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Unread Tuesday, Jan 27th 2009, 10:52 AM #24
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dear Phunk,
When is it ok to reach for the last chicken wing on the plate at a party?
GOOD ONE! I too wonder about this.
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Unread Tuesday, Jan 27th 2009, 10:52 AM #25
Woe...hadnt busted out the binary in ages..


What's up with THAT Phunk?


huh?


Huh?

Huh?


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Unread Tuesday, Jan 27th 2009, 10:53 AM #26
Dear phunk,


english muffins or biscuits? where do scones rate?
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Unread Tuesday, Jan 27th 2009, 10:53 AM #27
Dear phunk,
Why are Ash and TokyoRaver such a pair of morans?
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Unread Tuesday, Jan 27th 2009, 10:54 AM #28
dear phunk,

when you do a bump of a woman's ass, what race of woman do you think is best?
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Unread Tuesday, Jan 27th 2009, 10:54 AM #29
dear phunk,

what investments would you suggest for a guaranteed return of 12% or better?
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dear phunk,


what nationality makes for the best hooker?
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